Insults

Boozers:-
He reminds you of the proverb "Where there is a swill there is a sway".
If a mosquito bit him, it will die of alcohol poisoning.

Chatterboxes:-
His tongue is so long, he can  seal a envelope after she puts it in the mailbox.
She not only has the last word, but the last 5,000.

Failures:-
He is an early bird who never catches the worm.
They call him 'Jigsaw'. Every time he is faced with a problem, he breaks into pieces. 

Quotes

Common Sense is in spite of not the result of education.
                                                                                   -Victor Hugo
Compliments are only lies in court clothes.
                                                               -Anonymous
I came, I saw and I conquered.
                                               -Julius Ceaser
He that wants money, means and content, is without these three good friends.
                                                                                                                    -Shakespeare
The good critic is one who narrates the adventure of himself among masterpieces.
                                                                                                                          -Anaiole France
The best throw of the dice is to throw it away.
                                                                     -Proverb
Conscience is gods presence in man.
                                                       -Anonymous
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
                                                                           -Emerson
Nothing great is achieved without enthusiasm.
                                                                    -Emerson
The cruelest lies are told in silence.
                                                    -R.L.Stevenson
To error is human, to persist in error is devilish.
                                                                       -S.Augustine
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds.
                                                        -Socrates
Faith is the continuation of reason.
                                                   -William Adams

Chefs

When a chef makes a a dish with his mind and soul into it, that is when he cooks a beautiful
meal.  A chef is the profession suited for a cook and food lover.  A person who makes
something tasty and extraordinary out of the ordinary ingredients is called a chef.

A chef has a chance to broaden his mind and imagination and to become a great chef he also
has a chance to broaden his creativity.  He has a great artist in him.  He has the drive of
creating something new, exotic and fun to eat.

To conclude, I feel cooking is an art to be cherished.  A born chef always has the drive, love
and passion for cooking.  A chef who has the drive and passion but would adjust with another
profession.

Literary Skills

Exercises such as debates,speeches and story telling are called literary skills.  In the olden
 days,literary skills were the least of concerns.  Nowadays, it is an important part of a
student's curriculum.

Literary skills help in improving the imagination around a subject.  They are very good in
helping socialize with other people.  In some offices, the employee is graded on his
literary and social skills and how he conveys a point.  It is seen that all of these qualities
are enhanced by literary skills.

I feel the fact that many boards are asking for creative writing and debating be imposed
in the curriculum is very pleasing.