Monday, March 19, 2012

Insults

Boozers:-
He reminds you of the proverb "Where there is a swill there is a sway".
If a mosquito bit him, it will die of alcohol poisoning.

Chatterboxes:-
His tongue is so long, he can  seal a envelope after she puts it in the mailbox.
She not only has the last word, but the last 5,000.

Failures:-
He is an early bird who never catches the worm.
They call him 'Jigsaw'. Every time he is faced with a problem, he breaks into pieces. 

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